In the first year "I" went to the public high school, I met Jenny Curran - the only girl in the school who didn't isolate "me" and went home with "me"

"I" was expelled from school, and my mother sent "me" to the "idiot" school. "I" was the only normal one in the school, and the teacher taught "us" some basic common sense in life. One day after school, "I" met a black car. The man in the car asked "I" if I could play American football. "I" shook his head. The man was the football coach - Ferras. "I" left the "Idiot" school. go to new high school

When I started training at school, "I" was afraid that the players would be angry and I didn't dare to tackle the players. The coach was angry.

"I" was surprised when "my" elementary school classmate Jenny Curran transferred to "my" school

The coach was very pleased with the success of "my" defensive actions, and the players' attitude towards "me" also changed. "I" did better every time, and finally "I" was selected into the "All-State American Football Star Team"

"I" went to receive the award at the "All-State American Football Star Festival"

"I" cannot go to college because of unsatisfactory grades

"I" went to take part in the military recruitment inspection and went home angrily. The next day, I was notified of a temporary deferment due to unsatisfactory grades. My mother cried with joy.

"I" and Jenny went to the movies and accidentally tore her skirt. "I" was taken "into the city" and held a certain ceremony in the court. After receiving a letter from the university to play basketball, my mother cried and sent "me" to the hospital. bus

When I entered college, I was shocked by the environment of the "Ape Dormitory" and met "my" roommate, Curtis. However, I couldn't get along with Curtis, so I moved to the basement.

Training in the heat and the coach got mad because he didn't practice a million different American football plays and told "me" to catch the ball, but "I" never caught the ball

The coach tried to arrange subjects for "me", and finally "I" chose physics and English

"I" slowly learned physics and surprised the teacher. The personal biography written by "I" was the only one that was praised by the strict English teacher Penn, which surprised "I"

"I" and my teammates won the first ball game. "I" was not invited to the party that night, but Bubba taught "me" how to play the harmonica.

"I" met Jenny. "I" was very happy that she was not angry about the movie theater and asked "me" to watch her performance. "I" was very excited and looking forward to it.

"I" became the team's "secret weapon"

Bubba and "me" became good friends, and he taught "me" to play new tunes

When Friday went to find Jenny she was angry, "I" quit the band

"I" played the harmonica in Dr. Mills's class, and no one applauded

"I" and my teammates participated in the "Orange Cup" game and lost

"I" was expelled from school due to performance issues. When I returned home, I was notified of being drafted into the military.

"I" used the steam boiler to stew, causing it to explode. "I" was fined and not allowed to go out on weekends.

Listening to American football games on the radio, I feel happy when my previous team wins.

Arriving in Vietnam to fight

"I" and three others went to the mountain to support Anbe Zhizhi, but were pursued by Vietnamese, and in the end only "I" was left.

Bubba was transferred to "my" camp, "we" fought together, and "we" agreed to make money by raising shrimps together after the war.

Bubba was injured, "I" carried him back and played the harmonica for him

Bubba died and "I" was injured. Please ask Sergeant Kranz to send Bubba home safely.

I met Dan when I was hospitalized in Da Nang Hospital. Chatting with him often changed some of "my" views and I became more open-minded about things.

When I was buying shrimps, I saw Mr. Ji raising shrimps. I decided to raise shrimps in the future. Mr. Ji taught "me" how to raise shrimps.

Dan returned to the United States to recuperate, and "I" received letters from his mother, Jenny, and Dan

Colonel Gooch accompanied "me" back to the United States to receive the Medal of Honor

Flying to San Francisco was met with dissatisfaction from the public

Fly to Washington to receive the Medal of Honor, chat with the president, have breakfast and watch a movie

Colonel Gooch is furious when sharing scars with the president hits the newspapers

Went to Washington for the Global Army Championship and met Dan

"I" was selected as a player on the US table tennis team

When I came to Beijing to compete, Mr. Wiggins taught "me" etiquette

I went to "Peking Roast Duck" but forgot to bring a small note. I stayed out for several hours and was mistaken for a spy and taken to the police station.

Return to Fort Dix, discharge early

"I" went to Boston to see Jenny's performance, and "I" was shocked

"I" wanted to go find Jenny, but when I was stopped and saw "my" military uniform, "I" was kicked out

"I" sit on the steps and play the harmonica to accompany the "Cracked Egg" band and join the band

"I" went to attend Dr. Quackenbe's class

"I" date Jenny

"I" accidentally caught fire while performing a play in Dr. Quicumb's class. "I" never attended the class again.

Moses asked "me" to smoke marijuana, and "I" became groggy all day long

"I" and Jenny separated due to a misunderstanding. She went to the March on Washington. "I" went to find her and resolved the misunderstanding. "We" reconciled.

"I" threw a medal at the Capitol but accidentally hit the Recorder of the United States Senate on the head and was arrested and jailed. Later "I" was sent to Elizabeth Mental Hospital

The psychiatrist Dr. Wharton gives "me" tests and examinations

The Duke and "I" flew to the Houston Aerospace Center and agreed to do experiments

"I" train with Major Janet Friedrich and the ape-Sue

Finally, "I", Major Janet Friedrich and another ape, Sue, went into space together

Major Janet Friedrich used a wireless phone to communicate with the ground and complained all the time

"I" gave Gongsu bananas, played "him" the harmonica and was in the newspaper

Gongsu ripped off the wires on the control board, and the spacecraft lost control and quickly crashed into the earth.

"We" fell into a lake in New Guinea

"We" were fished out of the lake and met a cannibal leader who could speak English - Big Sam, who settled "us" down

The cannibals set up a cauldron and planned to eat "us", but Big Sam saved "us"

Since there was no phone to contact the outside world, "we" temporarily lived with Big Sam and his tribe. Big Sam asked "us" to grow cotton.

Big Sam taught "me" how to play chess. He was extremely surprised by "my" chess skills. "I" was the best chess player he had ever seen.

Major Friedrich and Glock

Lord Frederick dated Glock and moved in with him

"I" "chatted" with Gongsu and learned about his tragic experience

"I", Gong Su, Major Friedrich and Gullock planned to row away but were caught by Big Sam, who wanted to eat "us". At this time, the little black man temporarily saved "us", and Big Sam told "me" Little black patriarch likes to listen to music and then gets thrown into the pot

People from NASA came to save "us", but Major Friedrich chose to stay with Gullock. Su returned to nature, and "I" took a plane back to the United States to meet the president.

"I" chatted with the president and finally shook hands and took a photo

"I" was informed that the government would no longer bear all the burden for "me" and "I" had to find something to do again.

Meeting Dan at the Heating Grill and chatting about "our" experience

Dan gives "me" money to call Moses to find clues about Jenny

After hearing the news, "I" and Dan took the bus to Indiana to find Jenny

"I" and Jenny are reunited, and "I" and Dan settle down in Jenny's apartment

"Me" and Dan make money by arm wrestling with others in the tavern

Mike came to the tavern to talk to "me" about becoming a professional wrestling player to make money, and "I" agreed.

I went to Muncie to compete with "Shit Dan" and asked to lose on purpose. I felt unhappy.

After that, I participated in many competitions and made a lot of money. At night, I planned to raise shrimps with Dan and Jenny in the future. However, as "I" became more and more famous, "I" gradually became immersed in the cheers of fans and planned to keep competing. , Jenny and "I" have different opinions. She wants "I" to resign as soon as possible and go home to raise shrimps.

Jenny and "I" discussed not participating in the competition and wanted to live a stable life, but "I" did not understand her and chose to continue the competition.

"I" went to Fort Wayne to compete with "the professor". Mike made "me" lose the game, but Dan bet "me" $10,000 to win.

Dan told Jenny about "our" plan, Jenny was disappointed in "me" and said not to take her, "I" was sad, and Dan felt ashamed.

After losing the game and only having two thousand yuan in hand, "I" decided not to compete anymore. "I" and Dan returned to the apartment and found that Jenny had moved away and left a letter. "I" and Jenny broke up.

Dan and "I" parted, and "I" got in the car to go back to Mobile.

"I" went to a restaurant during the three-hour bus transfer in Nashville and met Tribble who was playing chess. He invited "me" to play chess, but "I" declined because he wanted to take the bus.

After missing the bus, he went back to the restaurant to play chess with Trimble. He was surprised by "my" chess skills and asked "me" to participate in the inter-district championship in Los Angeles. "I" agreed.

Before the game started, Tribble and "I" went to Disneyland and met a director at the studio, Ford. He invited "Tribble and I" to practice. "We" chose to think about it.

"I" defeated various opponents in the "Beverly Hills Hotel" competition. During the day's rest, "I" and Tribble went to Ford's place to practice.

"I" changed clothes and acted with Raquel Welch. "I" was very excited. During the last scene, Raquel Welch's clothes were pulled off by a branch and she met Gongsu and came to the road. "We" accompanied Raquel Welch to buy clothes on Avenue Roao

Raquel Welch had no money to pay after trying on clothes, and "we" were eventually arrested by the police

Trimble bailed me out of jail, and my film career ended

"I" competed with the international master Ivan Petrovich "Honest Ivan". "I" won, but "I" farted midway through the game. Honest Ivan and the guy who came with him filed a formal protest. Later, Sue jumped on the chessboard and caused chaos. "I" finally took the bus home and couldn't bear to leave Tribble.

Returning to my hometown of Mobile, I went to the Sisters Home for the Poor to inquire about my mother, and finally found my mother in a dry cleaning shop. My mother cried happily when she saw "me"

"I" and Gongsu went to Buba's hometown - Bayura Patri and found Buba's home. "I" chatted with Buba's father for a while, and then stayed there for one night.

The next day, Bubba's father took "me" to the swamp of the creek. There was a shack not far away. "I" repaired the boat, the shack and the path leading to the swamp, and then opened the “My” shrimp farming life

"I" and Gongsu received the first batch of goods and had a big harvest. "We" were very happy, and gradually the harvest became more and more

"I" and Gongsu went back to Mobile to see my mother. She was very proud of "me"

"My" shrimp farming business grew bigger and bigger. I found Curtis, "Snake Man", "Ferras" and others to join me in the shrimp farming business, and established three companies. I also invited Raquel Wei Chi shoots promotional ads for "our" company

"I" was invited by Mr. Claxton to run as a candidate for the U.S. Senate, but as "I" became more and more famous, "I"'s previous experiences became known to more and more people, and finally "I" launched Candidate election, choose to travel

"I" and Gongsu went to Savannah. "I" made money playing the harmonica in the park. I also bought an electronic keyboard and second-hand drums to form a one-man band.

One morning when "I" and Gongsu went to the park again, we met Dan. "We" reminisced about old times and made money together.

One day when "I" was playing the harmonica, Jenny got married to a little boy. Jenny got married, but she said that the little boy was "our" child. "We" chatted together, and finally Jenny dropped a kiss on "my" forehead and left.

In the end, "I", Gongsu and Dan went to many places, and reporters came to interview "I" about my deeds, but the reporter thought that no one would believe "I"'s deeds and finally left. Looking at the starry sky at night, at least "my" life is not boring